While at work:
I’ll go in the bathroom with cellphone in hand to waste time. Five minutes quickly turns into 30.
I go back to my desk, work diligently and efficiently. What I think has been half an hour has really only been ten minutes.
Because I get paid by the hour I’ve come to the conclusion that I make more money in the bathroom/ walking around with a clip board to look busy.
I swear I’m not a terrible employee.