May 2012
9 posts
6 tags
May 18th
4 notes
7 tags
May 17th
11 tags
May 16th
8 notes
6 tags
May 10th
2 notes
4 tags
May 10th
6 tags
Dearest population of the Earth:
kindly fuck off today.
May 8th
7 tags
May 7th
5 notes
4 tags
May 3rd
9 notes
5 tags
May 2nd
April 2012
13 posts
8 tags
Apr 28th
8 tags
Apr 27th
4 tags
Apr 26th
2 notes
3 tags
While at work:
I’ll go in the bathroom with cellphone in hand to waste time. Five minutes quickly turns into 30. I go back to my desk, work diligently and efficiently. What I think has been half an hour has really only been ten minutes. Because I get paid by the hour I’ve come to the conclusion that I make more money in the bathroom/ walking around with a clip board to look busy. I swear...
Apr 23rd
1 note
7 tags
Apr 21st
12 notes
8 tags
Apr 19th
8 notes
7 tags
Apr 17th
12 notes
3 tags
Apr 14th
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sincaras asked: you have that, "i'ma rip your throat out" look in your icon putz.
Apr 10th
3 tags
Apr 10th
1 note
5 tags
Apr 8th
3 notes
3 tags
Got slightly upset I missed the ATDI ticket sales for Marfa until I realized I only have $30 to my name for the next week and a half anyway. Oh well??
Apr 5th
3 tags
Apr 2nd
4 notes
March 2012
20 posts
5 tags
Mar 30th
1 note
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Academically feeling like my own worst enemy. Who would think that working towards a pointless degree with no real professional goal in sight would cause me to lose all motivation. Ok. A furious run followed by a marathon of parks and recreation reruns to fix this gloomy outlook commences in 2 hours.
Mar 28th
2 notes
3 tags
Mar 25th
2 notes
4 tags
Mar 24th
1 note
1 tag
Mar 24th
6 notes
2 tags
Mar 24th
1 note
3 tags
Mar 24th
5 notes
2 tags
Mar 18th
2 notes
6 tags
Mar 18th
3 notes
5 tags
Mar 17th
10 notes
4 tags
You imbecilic moron.
taking a cue from Mr. Anthony DeMartino and using this phrase whenever it applies…which, as it turns out, is way more frequent then you’d think.  Proper uses on a day to day basis apply to: certain selfish, insecure folks slow walkers/ drivers (this one’s a freebie)  anytime I read about any republican…ever…anywhere… occasionally to myself while realizing...
Mar 17th
3 notes
8 tags
Mar 16th
6 notes
3 tags
Mar 16th
6 notes
5 tags
Mar 13th
7 notes
3 tags
Mar 13th
2 notes
3 tags
Mar 13th
2 notes
4 tags
Smoking a bowl and listening to the songs I wish Radiohead hadn’t forgotten to play for me on Saturday.
Mar 8th
4 notes
2 tags
Mar 8th
2 notes
4 tags
Mar 4th
9 notes
5 tags
Mar 4th
26 notes
February 2012
9 posts
3 tags
Feb 27th
1 note
2 tags
Feb 27th
1 note
4 tags
Feb 26th
1 note
1 tag
“Stop looking at my breasts and start looking at my penis.”
– Nellie Bertrum
Feb 20th
4 notes
4 tags
Feb 18th
4 notes
1 tag
Feb 9th
2 notes
3 tags
Feb 5th
2 notes
2 tags
Feb 4th
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