May 2012
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Dearest population of the Earth:
kindly fuck off today.
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April 2012
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While at work:
I’ll go in the bathroom with cellphone in hand to waste time. Five minutes quickly turns into 30.
I go back to my desk, work diligently and efficiently. What I think has been half an hour has really only been ten minutes.
Because I get paid by the hour I’ve come to the conclusion that I make more money in the bathroom/ walking around with a clip board to look busy.
I swear...
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sincaras asked: you have that, "i'ma rip your throat out" look in your icon putz.
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Got slightly upset I missed the ATDI ticket sales for Marfa until I realized I only have $30 to my name for the next week and a half anyway.
Oh well??
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March 2012
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Academically feeling like my own worst enemy. Who would think that working towards a pointless degree with no real professional goal in sight would cause me to lose all motivation.
Ok. A furious run followed by a marathon of parks and recreation reruns to fix this gloomy outlook commences in 2 hours.
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You imbecilic moron.
taking a cue from Mr. Anthony DeMartino and using this phrase whenever it applies…which, as it turns out, is way more frequent then you’d think.
Proper uses on a day to day basis apply to:
certain selfish, insecure folks
slow walkers/ drivers (this one’s a freebie)
anytime I read about any republican…ever…anywhere…
occasionally to myself while realizing...
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Smoking a bowl and listening to the songs I wish Radiohead hadn’t forgotten to play for me on Saturday.
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February 2012
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“Stop looking at my breasts and start looking at my penis.”
– Nellie Bertrum
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